Showing posts with label witty quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label witty quotes. Show all posts

Friday, November 15, 2013

“Of Cabbages and Kings.” The Wisdom of Lewis Carroll


Down the Rabbit HoleDo you feel like you’ve tumbled down the rabbit hole? I do most every time I check the news, which I avoid as much as possible.Lewis Carrol speaks to this present day craziness.
“I don’t think…” then you shouldn’t talk, said the Hatter.”  (Or govern, Beth adds)
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
Me too.
Alice: “How long is forever?”
White Rabbit: “Sometimes, just one second.”

Alice in wonderland book cover“Curiouser and curiouser.”  (Indeed)
“The hurrider I go, the behinder I get.” (Always)
“If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”
Undoubtedly. And remember to follow the white rabbit. I have a particular fondness for rabbits, and if you follow one as it scampers about, it’s bound to lead to an adventure. (Unless, it’s riding on the back of a turtle.) 
Speaking of which, “No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.” Alice in Wonderland 
(oh yes. Skip the boring stuff)
alice“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?” ***I totally get that quote. We’re living in it now.
“Begin at the beginning,” the King said, very gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.” ― Lewis Carroll  
(Fitting quote for Beth in her writing cave
‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat: ‘We’re all mad here.’
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“Have I gone mad?

I’m afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usually are.” ―Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
rabbit_turtle

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.”

“I don’t much care where –”

“Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.” (Amen to that)

“I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.”  (It happens)

“Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
“No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?”
“I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter.” (I’m puzzling over this one)
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“The time has come,” the walrus said, “to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships – and sealing wax – of cabbages and kings.”  (Such wise words)

“I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”

“How puzzling all these changes are! I’m never sure what I’m going to be, from one minute to another.”  (Me either, on some days)

Colin and Chloe spring 2011“I’d give all the wealth that years have piled, the slow result of life’s decay,
To be once more a little child
for one bright summer day.”
― Lewis Carroll

(Image of two grandbabies)

“Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.”
― Lewis Carroll, Jabberwocky 

My dear father can recite theJabberwocky.  When the severe windstorm swept through the Shenandoah Valley the summer before last, daughter Elise and I huddled in the dark in our ‘safe’ spot in the house and she read it aloud with a flashlight while the wind raged. Also, other Lewis Carroll quotes. Somehow, it seemed fitting. And so, with this profundity, I leave you.



Saturday, August 11, 2012

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” - Mark Twain and other Witty Quotes



I love a good quote. I hope you enjoy this eclectic collection.
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
- Tom Clancy (1947-), paraphrasing Mark Twain
“Happiness is good health and a bad memory.”
- Ingrid Bergman
“Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.”
- Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower, Chessmaster
“A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.” - Frank Lloyd Wright
“Wit is educated insolence.” - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
“Do, or do not. There is no ‘try’.” - Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
“Destiny is not a matter of change, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.” - William Jennings Bryan
“If you want to build a ship, don’t herd people together to collect wood and don’t assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.”
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
“Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.”
- Adelaide Hasse
“All for one; one for all.”
- Alexander Dumas (1824-1895)
“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them.”
- Albert Einstein
“Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.”
- Mark Twain
“A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.”
- Edward Abbey (1927-1989)
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
- Napoleon Bonaparte
“After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.”
- Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)
“When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package.”
- John Ruskin
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist–”
- General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words
“I don’t feel good.”
- Luther Burbank (1849-1926), last words
“Ask her to wait a moment – I am almost done.”
- Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), when informed that his wife was dying
“99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.”
- Unknown
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die.”
- Klingon Proverb, Star Trek
“The greatest strength is gentleness.”
- Iroquois Proverb
“Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
- Proverb
“If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument.”
- Proverb
“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
- Chinese Proverb
“I have not failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
- Thomas Edison (1874-1931)
“All science is either physics or stamp collecting.”
- Ernest Rutherford (1871-1937)
“The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don’t.”
- Ernest Rutherford
“A witty saying proves nothing.”
- Voltaire (1694-1778)  *To this I would argue ‘that may be, Voltaire, but it makes life a darn site more entertaining.’
“I would like to be able to admire a man’s opinions as I would his dog – without being expected to take it home with me.”- Frank A. Clark
“As I get older I notice the years less and the seasons more.”
- John Hubbard
***These quotes are from an excellent site: http://www.tk421.net/quotes/
***All royalty free images

Sunday, January 23, 2011

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit" ~Shakespeare

"Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold."~ Zelda

"Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic."~Anais Nin Nice
 
"Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over-except when they are different." ~Nancy BanksSmith


"A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."~ Woodrow Wilson


"The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure." ~Thornton

"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives."~Abba Eban


 "The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech." ~George Bernard Shaw

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." ~Oscar Wilde

"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." ~Victor Borge

"You have delighted us long enough." ~Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)


"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."~Mark Twain

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." ~Henry Kissinger

"Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little."~ Screen Tester on Fred Astaire