Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. ~Steven Brust

"Never laugh at live dragons."
― J.R.R. Tolkien

“No, I would not want to live in a world without dragons, as I would not want to live in a world without magic, for that is a world without mystery, and that is a world without faith.”
― R.A. Salvatore, Streams of Silver

  “I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.”
― Craig Ferguson

 

“Thats the spirit-one part brave,three parts fool.”
― Christopher Paolini, Eragon

 

 

 

“my dragon? save anybody?

you must have have him confused with someone else- Smaug perhaps?...”
― Margaret Weis, Elven Star

 

 

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

J. R. R. Tolkien